1. You do not own Jack Russell Terriers.
They own you!
2. You will never sleep alone again.
3. You will never sleep late again.
4. You will never go to the bathroom
5. It is your duty to entertain your
Jack Russell during all waking hours. If you have other obligations,
you must either cancel them or find someone to entertain your
Jack Russell in your place.
6. Do not waste your hard-earned
money on commercial dog food. Since Jack Russells do not think
of themselves as mere dogs, they will eat dog food only as a
last resort. Spend your time and money preparing sumptuous banquets
for them instead.
7. Having two Jack Russells does
not double your problems. It quadruples them.
8. Do not expect to go where you
want when taking your Jack Russells for a walk. They will decide.
9. Do not expect to be the center of attention at any social
event. This is your Jack Russells job.
10. Do not pick a fight with your
Jack Russell unless you really want one. more>>